Alta Journal

"They're taking all the adventure out of childhood."

"You're overthinking it."

"You said to grab enough bolster to make myself comfortable."

"We've grown old together, Helen. You and I and this jar of capers."

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."

Words and Sports

"Ill trade you Zion and Lonzo for your college fund."

"Well... So much for the no-hitter."