"No. The NSF doesn't give grants for tidying up."
"Do you ever wonder if every step in the protocol is absolutely necessary?"
"I got the sequence from a database, analyzed it on the computer, and published in an on-line journal. The whole experience has left me feeling empty."
"It's not just his style. His molecular biology is also stuck in the 80s."
"The NIH emailed to say they'd like a little more justification on the $4K for chew toys in the materials budget."